A BIT OF WISDOM FROM TUCK

Tuck: "Mama, listen to Woody (from Toy Story) when I take off his hat."

Toy Woody: "Oh no! My hat's gone! Well, I gotta find it."

Tuck: *puts hat back on Woody's head*

Toy Woody: "Well, thank ya kindly. A cowboy aint a cowboy without his cowboy hat."

Tuck: "See? Isn't that so cool? He knows when his hat is on or off."

Me: "Wow, that's pretty amazing. How does he know? Do you think it's magic?" 

Tuck: "No, Mama, it's a sensor."

Me: "Alrighty then."