"MOM, faux hawks are so 2010!"
It's true! His sister did it. :P
"Hey Mom, you know that hair drier?..Well..."
"Don't make me Windex you!"
What do I want for Christmas??? Say it one more time...
HAHAHAHA! YOU WANT A...A.....WHAT?!?!
It's time we had a serious discussion in this country about squirt gun control.
Sigh. I'm too tired.
Don't come any closer and nobody has to get squirted.
Stick your hands up, Sucker!
They love saying Sucker when they can get away with it. HA!
Ya like my hair, mom? Well, hold still 'cause you're about to get one too!
I did! :P
Who are you and what did you do with my freakin' TEETH?!!?
You made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
I pity the fool who asks me what I put in my water gun...
HAHAHAHA!! I LOVE IT!
Say Hello to my little friend! (MA! I was just kidding!!! ;)
HILARIOUS! I still have to see that movie.