Mags and Tuck: "Nope. We're good!"
Long johns create the base. Then comes the sweatpants, turtleneck and sweatshirt. Feeling a little bulky, but still able to bend, socks come next. Two pairs are a must. Then it's time to call in Mama for the big stuff. The snow pants seal me up and I am waterproof. The puffy jacket adds the final layer of bulk and bending becomes impractical. Final touches of gloves, a hat and boots are added.
"Ready to go!"
Mama pants as she wipes the beads of sweat from her brow. The garage door opens to the bright, white world and suddenly it hits.
"MAMA! I HAVE TO PEE!"