Chris: "Ouch, babe, where'd you get that bruise on the back of your leg?" Me: "Where?"' Chris: "Right there. It's huge. Does it hurt?" Me: "Oh, yeah. I see it. Hmm. Nope. No idea where it came from."
I bruise like a banana. I LOOK more like a tomato … or a radish. Because, you know, I'm hippy. But I bruise like a banana. I don't think radishes bruise. What do YOU think, Mel?
The older I get, you can look at me hard and I'll bruise. Mystery bruises are my life.
ReplyDeleteyeah on the back of my legs as well. But I think mine comes from me constantly tucking a leg under me when I sit. A habit I find hard to break.
ReplyDeletebecause true superheroes don't even acknowledge the pain!
ReplyDeleteI bruise like a banana. I LOOK more like a tomato … or a radish. Because, you know, I'm hippy. But I bruise like a banana. I don't think radishes bruise. What do YOU think, Mel?
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