SUPERMAN vs. DADS

Chris: "We're going to need a babysitter for June 14th."
Me: "Why? Or should I say, what movie is coming out?"
Chris: "YOU tell me."
Me: "Spiderman? Wolverine? Batman?"
Chris: "He's faster than a speeding bullet."
Me: "The Flash?"
Chris: "It's like I don't even know you anymore."

Superman. The correct answer was Superman. Well, 'Man of Steel' to be exact. I successfully secured a babysitter AND opening night tickets to the show. I guess that would make me Wonder Woman ... just not as busty or hiptastic. 

And since we're going to be celebrating Father's Day this Sunday as well, my wheels started turning about Superman and dads. After scribbling my random thoughts on sticky notes ... a chart was born. 

Happy Father's Day to all those 

Super Dads out there!

Superman	Dads
Is often confused for a bird or a plane.	Is often confused about what’s stuck down the drain.
Says, “Up, up, and away. “	Says, “Get outside and play.”
Has the power to melt metal with his eyes.	Has the power to sleep through the loudest of cries.
Is weakened by the element, Kryptonite.	Is weakened by the nightly bedtime fight.
Escapes to his fortress of solitude.	Escapes to the bathroom without his brood.
Saves his love interest, Lois Lane, from the evil villain’s grip.	Saves his toddlers’ lives when off the back of the couch they flip.
Rocks a suit of red and blue with an ‘S’ on his chest.	Rocks a suit and tie because he is the best.

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Especially to the SUPER DADDY in our house! 

Chris at http://attipscast.com